addicted to
i'm not here to win
i'm here to leave a legacy
lao shu ai da mi = cannibal song
it's the passion that drives you
endorphins
pain
exhaustion
chasing this insane dream
perfection
tagboard ;
guestbook
i don't like meeting people!
have i said that? because i'm saying it again.
i don't like meeting people!
they ask you funny questions and look at you. and my younger sister makes me sound anorexic. she told the VIPs this when they asked why i wasn't eating- "she's trying to lose weight! she says she's fat!" and it was super loud. then the woman glared at my waist. seriously. i think she thought i was anorexic. HAHAHA. oh well. i drank PUNCH! okay. that's a hell lotta calories already. my younger sis keeps on telling the whole world that i'm trying to lose weight. even guo jiaolian. in the hotel rm. i mean i know guojiaolian already knows cos he's the one who asked me to lose weight, but my sis says it in such an urgh way.. and she told jiaolian that i'm all muscle! "ta quan bu dou shi ji rou! hao xiang shi fei de dan shi zhen de shi ji rou!" (she's all muscle, it looks like flab but it's actually muscle) and jiaolian laughed -.-" like omg. ahha.
i have been communicating with my prospect brother-in-law. he likes violence. let's all pray jingxian doesn't come here. i bet he will kill me. shuaige also. HAHAHA. shuaige if you are reading this, you will come to training with me after the sea games people come back. then go see jingxian. he likes violent girls. he called you old but it's okay. he is also violent.
clarissa's spacebar is broken and it's darn funny.
oh yes! you know the song LAO SHU AI DA MI? i have figured it out! this song is promoting cannabilism in mankind!
wo ai ni (i love you)
ai zhe ni (i love you)
jiu xiang lao shu ai da mi (like mice like big grains of rice)
okay think- why do mice like rice? they like rice cos they want to EAT rice! field mice. okay i got that from mok. field mice EAT rice! you know what that means? that means this song is brainwashing those who sing it to have a tendency to want to eat their love partner. like EW! CANNIBALISM right there for you.
i think i am mad. being swallowed by a platypus isn't easy you know?